Today, i feel like writing about my sex boo-boo’s and blunders!! Ito yung mga sex encounters ko with guys na may konting ka-weirdo-han, naive or just plain and simple stupids!!!
Boo-boo #1 Bagets – I met this young (but of legal age ) bolaret in a chatroom…My gosh!!! kakabugin nitong batang ito si Aga Muhlach.. This guy will certainly become the type na magpapaiyak ng bading…. either because you’ll choke sa gigantic NOTA nya or iyak ka sa sakit if he fucks you. When Bagets asked me to drop by his pad… hello!!! flylalou ang hitad from QC to Makati. pag-pasok ko pa lang ng bahay nya, walang kaabog-abog laflafan na! When He started fucking me oh boy! twas good! Until the Boo-boo came… while fucking me, he has this unstoppable urge to sing… singing while fucking???!!! Whaaaat!!! kamusta naman yun!? Imagine yourself being fucked by a guy while singing “i’ll be” by edwin mc cain tinganan ko lang kung tigasan ka!!! It was such a big turn off so we ended up sucking each other na lang… this way he can no longer sing… para di kumanta, pasakan ang bibig ng Nota.
Boo-Boo #2 HEAVEN – Heaven was just an ordinary looking guy, but had the hardest dick of all… sucking him was so hard, as if may subo-subo kang tubo or bakal. But that’s not the worst yet.. In our first and only sex encounter, while we were in our kasarapang pag-fuck sakin he kept uttering stuff like “Ohh God!! God…oh my god…shit…oh god..gosh..fuck…god..” ampotah! tawagin daw ba si God habang nakikipag sex sa kapwa lalaki…geezzz!!! hindi talaga ko tinigasan…nakokonsensya ko… baka biglang mga appear si god.
Boo-boo # 3 – KABAYO - I met Kabayo sa isang bar sa makati..we ended up in a motel.He was so fucking hot I must say. Nung mag enter kami sa mot-mot, walang sabi sabing naghubo pinatuwad ako and started fucking me…It was so panful that i asked him to stop at hugutin muna… but he was like a maniac… after 7 or 8 thrust…Pufff!!!! That’s it… During that time i felt I was raped… Final statement ko sa kanya ” Di ka na makakaulit sakin”
Mga bwakanang ina niyang mga yan!!! I can’t imagine I wasted my precious time with those loosers!!!
